Ko Samui in Thailand
Ko Samui in Thailand,
My paradise of golden sand
How I’d love to spend my life
Relaxing here, no worries or strife
I first came with the lads,
And what a crazy time we had
Drinking, clubbing and much more
Going to lady-shows, dancing with whores
I fell in love with the place
Its slow and gentle lazy pace
Long days of nothing in the sun
And endless nights partying with everyone
So I returned to live my dream
In the most beautiful place I’ve ever been
Made loads of friends and all the girls love me
Cause I’m so good looking, naturally!
Trained in kick-boxing and fought in the ring
Even won a fight by knock-out, ding ding!
If I could I’d stay always
And happily live out the rest of my days
Laying in the sun all day
Then going out at night to play
On this my most favourite island
In laidback happy beautiful Thailand
The only place that makes me go gooey
My one and only Ko Samui!
